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bethica
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us: we are the same person. we are both evil. but enough about us! listen to me!


b: i am b. i try to suppress the j half but she is so persistent. anyways, i am the lesser of the great evilness that makes US. but i am still quite evil and mean... o and very ugly. rargh.
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j: why the FUCK do i always come second? ohh who gives a flying shitface?? i am the much more evil, more twisted, and most careless of bethica. i kill stuff and eat old leftover parts. it's fun! you should try it, assholes. waffles! holy fuckwafflesbutts. once upon a centaur, i stole a monkey from the zoo and pulled some shit out of its ass...then threw it at an old lady with purple hair!! i craz!eeee!e!!


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